FAQ

Useless Frequently Asked Questions

What is Catheus?

The almighty (but humble) cat god of wealth. I existed in the divine realm of Meowmander, but in 2008, some human nerd accidentally summoned me by smashing his keyboard. Now, I rule over memecoins and questionable financial decisions.

How old is Catheus?

Old enough

Is Catheus just another memecoin?

I am NOT just a memecoin. I am a DIVINE ASSET! A COSMIC CURRENCY! Also… yes, I am a memecoin.

Where is Meowmander?

Ah, the ancient, high-tech land of cat gods, where we mastered wealth, technology, and the art of doing absolutely nothing for hours. It’s like Olympus, but fluffier and with better Wi-Fi.

Will Catheus 100x?

My child, I am a god, not a financial advisor (but if I were, I'd still say YES).

Is this financial advice?

Yes. No. Maybe. NFA. DYOR. LFG.

Can I trust Catheus?

Of course! I am a god. Gods never lie. Except when we do. But trust me, I don’t. (Probably.)

What happens if I don’t buy Catheus?

Your internet will be slow, your coffee will always be slightly too cold, and your portfolio will be missing divine energy.

Will there be staking?

You may stake your faith in me. But if you're asking about actual staking… uh… check the roadmap. (Did we put that in the roadmap?)