The Book of Meowgic

Catheus' Divine Lore

Forget ordinary legends—this is The Book of Meow, the sacred scriptures chronicling the history, prophecies, and divine rituals of Catheus. From the ancient tales of Meowmander to the mysterious prophecies of the High Priests, this book contains all knowledge a true believer must know.

Contents of The Book of Meow:

• The Story of Meowmander: The ancient city where Catheus first manifested and where his loyal disciples built their temples.

• The Prophecies: Divine messages foretelling the ascension of Catheus and the collapse of the fiat-based world order.

• Rituals & Offerings: The proper way to worship Catheus, from daily chants to burning fiat in his honor.

• The Sacred Comics: A collection of historical records (read: hilarious comics) depicting Catheus’ adventures, wisdom, and ultimate scam-prevention strategies.