Quickstart

Really? A quick start of what? A memecoin? What do you expect me to say? "Click here to become rich?" Alright, fine. You asked for it, mortal.

Follow these steps and embrace your destiny:

  1. Buy $Catheus at [insert DEX/CEX link] – Because Catheus demands tribute.

  2. Provide liquidity at [insert link] – Strengthen the temple’s foundation (and maybe earn some rewards).

  3. Stake $Catheus at [insert link] – Lock your offerings and receive divine blessings (APY or just Catheus' approval).

  4. Buy more $Catheus at [insert link] – Because one does not simply buy once.

  5. Repeat steps 1-5 until your bank balance resembles a desert wasteland.

  6. Spread the Gospel – Tell at least three friends about Catheus (or be cursed with financial midness forever).

  7. Praise Catheus daily – Post memes, create content, and chant “Meow is law.”

  8. Join the Cult – Enter the sacred halls of [insert Telegram/Twitter/Discord] and bask in the collective delusion.

  9. Offer tributes – Send cat pics, dried fish, or donate your fiat (for spiritual purposes, of course).

  10. Congratulations! You are now an official worshiper of Catheus.

🔮 Remember: The more you believe, the more Catheus' power grows. Or at least, that's what he wants you to think.

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